Browns Ruined My Weekend Again

I spent way too much money to go to Cleveland on Sunday convinced I was going to see the Browns be 1-0 for the first time since I was a high school senior which would be quite the milestone for a 32-year-old. The Titans on paper were seemingly the easiest team in the first four weeks of the season and the .002% of doubt we might not win the Super Bowl this year was removed the second the cheap champagne entered my blood stream at 7 a.m. while standing in a parking lot. By the time I enjoyed a nutritionally balanced traditional tailgate lunch of 12 SunChips I was already thinking about spending the money I was about to rob from my bookie on a penthouse suite in Miami for Super Bowl weekend.

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