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The Rooster Contracts the Novel Coronavirus
We are not, under any circumstances, going out like Stan Chera. Do not put in the paper that The Rooster is going out like Stan Chera.
May 18
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Who's This (Wannabe) Legislative Dipshit? Meet Congressional Candidate J.R. Majewski
Ohio's most effective Congressperson faces "a MAGA rapper" in a race that's rated "a toss-up" by those in the know.
May 17
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Neighbors Don't Let Neighbors Operate an Airbnb
The ostensibly friendly neighborhood rental company has a black box division and is spending tens of millions of dollars in an effort to avoid any form of government regulation.
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The Black Panthers Were Right
The government has shown no ability to solve the "active shooter" plague, so we must look to history for an answer.
May 16
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Dublin Dad Could Be Headed to Divorce Court
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The Nugget King
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Henry Hoeft Stole Combat Valor to Burnish Boogaloo Reputation
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Local Paper Let's Militia Freak Off the Hook, Again
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Mary Kay Cabot Refuses to Deny She’s Unvaxxed and Watching Browns Games from the Stands
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The Rooster Attended a Josh Mandel Rally So You Don't Have To
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Rooster in Review: This is a Bike Propaganda Newsletter Now
The Rooster understands if you're not ready to make the switch to bike supremacist. But you should have one in your repertoire nonetheless.
May 13
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Not Enough People Read Columbus' New Social Justice Mural Before Hitting "Send"
We can relate. But the mural looks as if it accuses Dave Thomas of being a co-conspirator in a domestic terrorism plot.
May 13
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Guardians of the Grocery Store
There is always a downside.
May 12
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Two Bishop Sycamore Scammers, Two Corrupt Assholes and a Mysterious Landlord Have a Real Estate Scheme Cookin' in the Hilltop
The Rooster went to Wednesday night's Greater Hilltop Area Commission to understand why two grifters with ties to the Bishop Sycamore scandal want to…
May 11
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Crowcast Episode Five: Damon Schnur
Listen now | A local worker in the national struggle to unionize Starbucks sits down with The Rooster.
May 10
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Crowcast Episode 4: Our Man Sappington
Listen now (71 min) | You might be wondering why a 30-year-old from Nelsonville thinks he's qualified to run the state's finances. Listen to this…
May 9
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Rooster in Review: Elon Musk Owes Columbus $350,000
One of his idiot fanboys drove one of his idiot cars through our Convention Center and did six-figures in damage.
May 6
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God Damnit, The Democrats Are Betting on the Suburbs Again
The Rooster is skeptical we can depend on the Whole Foods crowd.
May 6
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Dublin Dad Could Be Headed to Divorce Court
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Henry Hoeft Stole Combat Valor to Burnish Boogaloo Reputation
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Local Paper Let's Militia Freak Off the Hook, Again
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Mary Kay Cabot Refuses to Deny She’s Unvaxxed and Watching Browns Games from the Stands
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