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The Rooster travels to Georgesville Road to break bread with the No. 1 Red Lobster fan in the world.
Dec 12, 2022
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That jabroni Aftab Pureval doesn't know ball
Aftab Pureval's communications teams thought they had an easy score. They were wrong in a way that should cost them their jobs.
Jan 30
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Shannon Hardin never saw the out-of-pocket honkey comin'
Shannon Hardin, like every other machine politician in this city, has no juice.
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Rooster in Review: Ohio Man tweets about sports during own RICO trial
Nobody can deny that former Ohio GOP chairman Matt Borges understands the The Tao of the Poster
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State Rep. Jena Powell committed voter fraud or mortgage fraud
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Then-Ohio House Speaker Cliff Rosenberger took the now infamous Derek Merrin & Wes Goodman photo
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Tim Ryan says, "Fuck them grandkids!"
Ohio's Great White Centrist Hope cashes out on Congressional career to peddle methane in a climate crisis.
Jan 27
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Who's this legislative dipshit? Meet State Rep. Ron Ferguson (R-Wintersville)
Ferguson hasn't worked a real job in over a decade and once ran for the House while drawing unemployment.
Jan 26
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HB-6 was a $1 billion, not a $60 million, scheme
Larry Householder is not the mastermind and any framing presenting him as such is incorrect.
Jan 25
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Oh yeah, Larry Householder is on a one-way express ticket to federal prison
The disgraced legislator brought bozos to fight RICO charges. It won't end well for him.
Jan 24
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House Dems are bad at this
What more do they need?
Jan 23
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Rooster in Review: Some of you might be on a federal watchlist now
A lesson in giveaway syntax.
Jan 20
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Damn, Larry Householder is really about to rumble with the federal government
Just two percent of federal defendants see trial, and 84 percent of those end in conviction.
Jan 20
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Sportsbooks laughed at regulators all the way to the bank
DraftKings to Barstool Sports are flagrantly violating advertising laws. The fines are part of doing business.
Jan 19
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State Rep. Jena Powell committed voter fraud or mortgage fraud
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