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Weekday morning ramblings on Ohio politics, culture, and sports.

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The Rooster Contracts the Novel CoronavirusWe are not, under any circumstances, going out like Stan Chera. Do not put in the paper that The Rooster is going out like Stan Chera.
May 18
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Who's This (Wannabe) Legislative Dipshit? Meet Congressional Candidate J.R. MajewskiOhio's most effective Congressperson faces "a MAGA rapper" in a race that's rated "a toss-up" by those in the know.
May 17
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Neighbors Don't Let Neighbors Operate an AirbnbThe ostensibly friendly neighborhood rental company has a black box division and is spending tens of millions of dollars in an effort to avoid any form of government regulation.
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The Black Panthers Were RightThe government has shown no ability to solve the "active shooter" plague, so we must look to history for an answer.
May 16
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Rooster in Review: This is a Bike Propaganda Newsletter NowThe Rooster understands if you're not ready to make the switch to bike supremacist. But you should have one in your repertoire nonetheless.
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Not Enough People Read Columbus' New Social Justice Mural Before Hitting "Send"We can relate. But the mural looks as if it accuses Dave Thomas of being a co-conspirator in a domestic terrorism plot.
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Guardians of the Grocery StoreThere is always a downside.
May 12
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Two Bishop Sycamore Scammers, Two Corrupt Assholes and a Mysterious Landlord Have a Real Estate Scheme Cookin' in the HilltopThe Rooster went to Wednesday night's Greater Hilltop Area Commission to understand why two grifters with ties to the Bishop Sycamore scandal want to…
May 11
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Crowcast Episode Five: Damon SchnurListen now | A local worker in the national struggle to unionize Starbucks sits down with The Rooster.
May 10
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Crowcast Episode 4: Our Man SappingtonListen now (71 min) | You might be wondering why a 30-year-old from Nelsonville thinks he's qualified to run the state's finances. Listen to this…
May 9
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Rooster in Review: Elon Musk Owes Columbus $350,000One of his idiot fanboys drove one of his idiot cars through our Convention Center and did six-figures in damage.
May 6
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God Damnit, The Democrats Are Betting on the Suburbs AgainThe Rooster is skeptical we can depend on the Whole Foods crowd.
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