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The Rooster's Most Popular Articles of 2023
Merry Christmas from The Rooster!
Get dumped then, Frank LaRose!
Five predictions about Ohio politics in 2024
The Rooster's 2023 Sloopys Ballot
How Ohio's latest gun bill fell apart on the House floor
I used to pray for times like this
Emergency Rooster: The Randazzler bites the big one!
Get a load of Derek Myers, a weird little freak running for Congress
Rooster in Review: Come get your hoodies and candles!
Ohio didn't cover itself in glory this week
Break Down of a Bust Up: Riley Gaines
Politicians lost the right to advertise their sports fandom
Rooster in Review: Ryan Day, you're our only hope
Be thankful you're not Larry Householder this holiday season
What the hell is Youngstown State doing?
How to burn bridges and alienate allies
Frank LaRose is okay with antisemitism that helps him
Emergency Rooster: Niraj exits Statehouse, eyes Congress
The biggest losers from Ohio's seismic election
Rooster in Review: Absconded to Paris
Ohio's hog voters did the damn thing!
Frank LaRose's Miami County campaign captain doesn't exist
Rooster in Review: As always, I welcome their hatred
The 10 most insane lies told against Issue 1
The Rooster's Official 2023 Sample Ballot
Rooster in Review: Freaks are barking
Rooster in Review: Join the Patriots Caucus at 50% off!
It's hard to overstate how cooked the Holy Rollers are on Issue 1
Speaker Jim Jordan would be a gift to Democrats
Rooster in Review: No, not that Miami!
When the content gods smile upon you
The Bust Up List: Back to the Swamphouse Edition
Just because it's normal, doesn't make it legal
Rooster in Review: Welcome to Slovakia!
Dave Yost doesn't care about human trafficking
Introducing the Patriots Project
Rooster in Review: I got one more in me!
Rooster Mailbag: September 28, 2023
Submit your questions for The Rooster Mailbag
We should bulldoze the State Senate into the river
Ohio Republicans on verge of getting what they deserve with abortion
The Senator & The Restaurateur
What Ohio can learn from North Dakota about banking
Rooster in Review: Stickers en route!
What Larry Householder can expect in FCI Elkton
Rooster in Review: We're back, baby!
Josh Mandel is headed back to divorce court
The ticking time bomb in the Bob Young case
Happy Labor Day from The Rooster!
Begun, the Stephens-Huffman War has...
Why you should support the Cleveland People's Budget
Rooster in Review: Well, that escalated quickly!
Why does the Secretary of State employ a social media troll?
Rooster in Review: The hits keep coming for the anti-abortion zealots
The Man doesn't want you reading The Rooster
Get dumped then, Issue 1!!!!!!
Please, for the love of God, vote "No" on Issue 1
America should have seen Warren G. Harding coming
Rooster in Review: Justice for Donovan Lewis
Dave Yost is scared of the world he helped build
Rooster in Review: Racists descend on Put-in-Bay brawl story
Retiring from alcohol was one of the best decisions of my life
Issue 1 supporters are getting hilariously pathetic
Flip Floppin' Frank LaRose meets The Patriots Caucus
Why won't Joe Gergley go away?
Rooster in Review: It ain't lookin' good for Issue 1
The case for voting harder one more time
East Palestine should be Mike DeWine's legacy
Who was behind the East Palestine charity scam?
Rooster in Review: Down goes Matt Borges
Requiem for our sweet, sweet boy
The one thing Matt Borges won't do for his family
Rooster in Review: Please don't shoot the guy delivering the package you ordered
Columbus... the best in the Midwest?
Bring us your huddled heaps of trash
See you in Hell, Senator Huffman (R-Lima)
Rooster in Review: Attack of the Kia Boyz
Trump could win Ohio from a prison cell
Frank LaRose gives the game away
Rooster in Review: Here's your chance to win a free year's subscription!
Last Day of the Memorial Day Weekend Sale
Rooster in Review: Welcome to the Annual Memorial Weekend Sale
The Bathroom Bill isn't very well thought out
Gary Click shows why Christianity is dying in America
Rooster in Review: It's easier to steal a car than you might think
School choice doesn't do anything for most of Ohio's students
Rooster in Review: The RooStore is open for business
At least after today we'll have an answer
Buckle up; it's about to get hectic
Rooster in Review: It ain't stealing if you're smooth about it
Soliciting questions for Wednesday's mailbag
Welcome to the final countdown
Rooster in Review: Round 2 with Dubious Dave Dobos
The Swamphouse shooting gallery is open for business, and business is good
What astroturfing looks like in real life
Anti-abortion zealots have no answers for their violence
The shamelessness of "Gary Groomer"
Ohio can't find a reputable drug dealer
Rooster in Review: Sayonara Devil's lettuce
RIP Frank LaRose's Senate campaign
East Palestine ain't going great!
No Rooster Today (Easter, Observed)
Rooster in Review: Shoutout to the Tennessee Three
Ohio's $50 million ad blitz must've failed miserably
Rooster in Review: Stop replying to Frank LaRose's dumb-ass tweets
The Holy Rollers get desperate
America's descent into fascism as shown by 'Columbo' & 'Chicago PD'
Andy Brenner cracked like an egg in two days
Rooster in Review: When normal people invade
Rooster in Review: My impromptu lunch date with State Rep. Ron Ferguson (R-Wintersville)
The so-called Backpack Bill will be the CCV's next loss
Reminder: The Rooster no longer publishes on Tuesday
You can just lie about your education level
Reminder: The Rooster will publish three days a week going forward
Alright, here's my little scheme for Rooster News
The Rooster is taking a little more time
Welcome to Rooster News: Major Crimes Unit
What the hell is State Rep. Juanita Brent's problem?
Senator Sewer shows Derek Merrin how the game is played
An open letter to the losers who murdered my friend
Rooster in Review: Shirts & stickers are on their way
Hidden hobgoblins make the government go
Derek Merrin thought Bill Seitz was dead. He thought wrong.
Juan Cespedes and the cost of not getting caught early
East Palestine is what the future looks like
Rooster in Review: The price of the brick is going up
What's to be done about the sidewalks?
Who's this legislative dipshit? Meet State Rep. Phil Plummer (R-Dayton)
Andy Brenner is still a lying little weasel in case you were wondering
The Crowcast: The Coolest Man in Columbus
It only looks like uncontrolled rage to the suburbanite crackers who control Columbus
The Cincinnati jabroni mayor's major pervert problem, explained
Shannon Hardin never saw the out-of-pocket honkey comin'
That jabroni Aftab Pureval doesn't know ball
Rooster in Review: Ohio Man tweets about sports during own RICO trial
Tim Ryan says, "Fuck them grandkids!"
Who's this legislative dipshit? Meet State Rep. Ron Ferguson (R-Wintersville)
HB-6 was a $1 billion, not a $60 million, scheme
Oh yeah, Larry Householder is on a one-way express ticket to federal prison
Rooster in Review: Some of you might be on a federal watchlist now
Damn, Larry Householder is really about to rumble with the federal government
Sportsbooks laughed at regulators all the way to the bank
Methane as "green energy" is Statehouse 101
They should sell tickets to this freak show
From the desk of President Xi Jinping
The Rooster will return on Jan. 16th
State Rep. Jena Powell committed voter fraud or mortgage fraud
Access Journalism Protects the Powerful
They must have me mistaken for some other insane Communist blogger