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Who's This Legislative Dipshit?
Ohio Man Commits Light Treason
Ding Dong, the Dublin Dad is Dead
Ryan Day Needs to Stop Being a Coward
One Insane Man's Plan to Save the Soul of America
Corruption is a Crime for the Lazy
Our Beautiful Idiots Finally Legalized Sports Gambling
Congratulations, You Qualify For An Ohio Medical Marijuana Card!
When Carrying the Water Goes Wrong
Great Moments in Ohio Corruption: The Asphalt Sheriff!
Tell Michigan We Just Want to Talk
How to Use Charity To Launder Your Bad Name
Ohio State's Homefield Advantage Is Dead, And It Ain't Coming Back
There Are No Actual Qualifications for the Booster Shot
No Rooster on Monday on Account the Rooster Crowed Sunday
No, the U.S. Marshals Did Not Crack that Case
J.D. Vance Should Be Forced To Knuckle Up With LeBron
Ohio State Helicopter Parents Should Quit Crying
Expansion of Fireworks Rights Are Good, Actually
We Beat the Brakes Off Them Bengals
Cleveland Corruption Keeps Turning
The Cleveland Browns Want Me Dead
The Good, the Bad And the Ugly From Elections 2021
Grind the Poors to Pay the Bills
Attacks From the Right All Sound the Same
The Police Will Never Be Workers
Ohio's New License Plate is an Affront to God
Ohio Could Make Child Labor Great Again
An Attempted (Legal) $87 Million Heist
What Does "Live Forward" Even Mean?
At Least the Bum Had Enough Shame to Resign
How to Lose Your Job in an Email
It's Anti-Italian Discrimination!
All The Mean Things Wall Street Journal Subscribers Said About Me Yesterday
$10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: Ride or Die
Well, At Least There's a Report
Dublin Dad Down Bad, Explained
Dublin Dad Could Be Headed to Divorce Court
The Benefits of Health Insurance
Two Cops, Seven Kilos of Fake Fentanyl
Why Can't Josh Mandel Say He's Jewish?
$10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: Bust the Bank
Boy, We Watched A Lot of Bad Browns Football
Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend
The $10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: The Hunt for Titty Island
The Creator of Labor Day Was An Anti-Labor Asshole
Cardale Jones, Ohio Republican
Joe Blystone Is Your Typical Ohio Republican
Bishop Sycamore Was Inevitable
Great Moments in Columbus Corruption: Career Crook Avoids Prison
Fuck the Little League World Series
When Using Workers as Props Goes Wrong
The Columbus Zoo is a Cesspool of Sin
You Could Own the Aliens' UFO!
Folks, You're Not Going to Believe It
The Return of the Breakfast Coach
The Wheel in the Sky Keeps on Turnin'
Drunken Ohio Man on Flight to Miami No Match for Mighty Duck Tape
Ohio Will Never Legalize Recreational Marijuana
Let's All Laugh at Blundering Matt Borges
$11,000 to the Worst People in the World
Why Would We Want Wind or Solar Energy?
Make Put-in-Bay the State Capital
A New Era of College Football Begins
Freedom of Speech Comes Home to Roost
Welcome to the New Era, Dispatch
Won't Somebody Think of the Casinos?
One Day You're The Cock of the Walk
Let Them Claim Their Million Anonymously
Danny O'Connor Chooses the Grift
Andrew Brenner and The Fear of Driving
The Price of the American Dream
The Diabolical Drone of Droids
Have You Tried Paying Your Workers More, Sweetie?
They Tossed That Bum Into the Street
Oh God, I Agree with an Anti-Masker
What's Another Clown for the Circus?
When The Worst People Tell On Themselves
The First Rooster Mailbag (Part II)
The First Rooster Mailbag (Part I)
Lessons in Leadership: Blame China
Why Doesn't Ohio Have Sports Betting?
Here Comes the Appalachian Lore Hustler
Shelley Meyer, the Worst Nurse in the World
Frank Jackson, Four Years an Asshole
Gonezo: How to Fumble a Congressional Seat
The State Wants You to Snitch (Again)
What the Hell is Dusty Rhodes' Problem?
Hey, Rob Portman: Adios, Binch!!!!
Adios, President Business Deals
Cleveland Corruption Knows No Bounds
Margarita Salesman Heads South