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The Best of The Rooster, 2021

Rooster Resolutions

It Switched! Bucks By 100

Who's This Legislative Dipshit?

Get A Load of This Loser

To Hell with the Rose Bowl

Got Ur Self a Gun

Density Ain't The Problem

When the Lights Go Out

Ohio Man Commits Light Treason

2022 Will Be a Blood Bath

Ding Dong, the Dublin Dad is Dead

Ryan Day Needs to Stop Being a Coward

Rat on the Ship

One Insane Man's Plan to Save the Soul of America

Corruption is a Crime for the Lazy

Our Beautiful Idiots Finally Legalized Sports Gambling

The Energy Racket

Congratulations, You Qualify For An Ohio Medical Marijuana Card!

When Carrying the Water Goes Wrong

Great Moments in Ohio Corruption: The Asphalt Sheriff!

The Death March Trudges On

Say It Ain't So, John Glenn!

Theocrats on the March

House of Sorrow

Tell Michigan We Just Want to Talk

How to Use Charity To Launder Your Bad Name

Poison the Well

Ohio State's Homefield Advantage Is Dead, And It Ain't Coming Back

There Are No Actual Qualifications for the Booster Shot

Attack Of The Poors

Starcat Forever

On Ohio's Problems

No Rooster on Monday on Account the Rooster Crowed Sunday

No, the U.S. Marshals Did Not Crack that Case

J.D. Vance Should Be Forced To Knuckle Up With LeBron

Ohio State Helicopter Parents Should Quit Crying

Expansion of Fireworks Rights Are Good, Actually

Ohio Needs Trains

We Beat the Brakes Off Them Bengals

Cleveland Corruption Keeps Turning

The Cleveland Browns Want Me Dead

The Good, the Bad And the Ugly From Elections 2021

Your Rooster Sample Ballot

Grind the Poors to Pay the Bills

Revenge of the Nerds

... The Democrats!

Attacks From the Right All Sound the Same

Tax The God Damn Churches

The Police Will Never Be Workers

Ohio's New License Plate is an Affront to God

Ohio Could Make Child Labor Great Again

An Attempted (Legal) $87 Million Heist

What Does "Live Forward" Even Mean?

At Least the Bum Had Enough Shame to Resign

School of Thought

No Rooster Today

Hell Yeah, Nelsonville

How to Lose Your Job in an Email

It's Anti-Italian Discrimination!

All The Mean Things Wall Street Journal Subscribers Said About Me Yesterday

$10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: Ride or Die

Well, At Least There's a Report

Requiem for the Dublin Dad

Dublin Dad Down Bad, Explained

Dublin Dad Could Be Headed to Divorce Court

The Benefits of Health Insurance

Two Cops, Seven Kilos of Fake Fentanyl

All in the Name

Why Can't Josh Mandel Say He's Jewish?

All in the Game

The Scam of the Room Rater

$10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: Bust the Bank

The Short North Switch

Boy, We Watched A Lot of Bad Browns Football

The C-Word

For Whom The Bucks Toll

The Shame of Local News

That Time Emilia Sykes' Family Sued an HBCU in Federal Court When She Lost a Collegiate Beauty Pageant

It's Bibb!

The Urban Curse

Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend

Say It Ain't So, Nan!

The $10,000 Presidential Power Parlay: The Hunt for Titty Island

Lessons in Wielding Power

The Creator of Labor Day Was An Anti-Labor Asshole

Cardale Jones, Ohio Republican

Joe Blystone Is Your Typical Ohio Republican

Bishop Sycamore Was Inevitable

Great Moments in Columbus Corruption: Career Crook Avoids Prison

Fuck the Little League World Series

Where Murder Means More

No Rooster Today.

Mike DeWine: Forever a Bum

Koch Industries' New-Found Crew Fan Wants You To Know She'd Never Travel More Than 50 Miles with Niraj Antani

When Using Workers as Props Goes Wrong

The Price of Data

The Columbus Zoo is a Cesspool of Sin

A 20-Year War, And For What?

You Could Own the Aliens' UFO!

Make Noise and Raise Hell

We're Talking Census

Folks, You're Not Going to Believe It

The Audacity of John Cranley

The Return of the Breakfast Coach

Hey, At Least It's Friday

The Wheel in the Sky Keeps on Turnin'

RSVP to the Party

Drunken Ohio Man on Flight to Miami No Match for Mighty Duck Tape

All Eyes On OH-11

Onto The Street

Ohio Will Never Legalize Recreational Marijuana

Let's All Laugh at Blundering Matt Borges

Here Comes the Delta Variant

$11,000 to the Worst People in the World

Out-Organize Them, You Say?

Cut the Check

The Lies We're Told

What Prisons Do

A Tale of Two Republicans

Defund the Tax Police

Nickel and Dimed

Around Ohio in Five Minutes

Forever Tat Five

Why Would We Want Wind or Solar Energy?

Make Put-in-Bay the State Capital

The Eye of Labor

We Must Protect the Border

Ethics Be Damned

Keep Citizens Safe

TV Wants You Scared

A New Era of College Football Begins

Two Sides of the Same Coin

The Dumb City

“It's The Inbreeding”

The Price of Business

Freedom of Speech Comes Home to Roost

Welcome to the New Era, Dispatch

Won't Somebody Think of the Casinos?

Worse Than We Thought

Ten Tenets of the True Ohioan

One Day You're The Cock of the Walk

Lower.Com Earns an Enemy

The Price of Nostalgia

Budget Boogaloo

An Ode to An Open Container

They Play to Rig The Game

Get Dumped Then, Google

Mike DeWine Wins Again

The Rooster Returns

A New Life Begins Now

The Watchers of Westgate

Let Them Claim Their Million Anonymously

Taxi for Shontel Brown

The Dark Forces at Work

Worst Person, Great Point?

For the Headlines

I Was Wrong

The Return of the King

Stolen, Watered-Down Ideas

A Nugget of Narcissism

How Bullying Works

Dumb Dave Yost Strikes Again

The Golden Ticket

The Final Anti-Worker Push

Danny O'Connor Chooses the Grift

Demolition Crew

Divide and Conquer

Fuck the Poor

The War on Woke

Andrew Brenner and The Fear of Driving

The Price of the American Dream

Ginther Must Go

Niraj Fly Me Out

The Right to Murder

Attack of the Clowns

There's No Rooster Today

It's All a Work

The King Remains the King

Damn Them To Hell

The Last Stand with Nan

The Diabolical Drone of Droids

Have You Tried Paying Your Workers More, Sweetie?

Pandemic Pondering

Lessons in P.R. Mismangement

Operating with Impunity

They Tossed That Bum Into the Street

Oh God, I Agree with an Anti-Masker

47 Outta 50 Ain't So Bad!

What's Another Clown for the Circus?

You Can Now Kill at Will

On Godzilla vs. Kong

When The Worst People Tell On Themselves

The First Rooster Mailbag (Part II)

The First Rooster Mailbag (Part I)

How to Blow $50 Million

A Debilitating State

Lessons in Leadership: Blame China

The Unequal Vaccine

Mayor Suburbs, You Dirty Dog!

The Rattle of War

Why Doesn't Ohio Have Sports Betting?

City of Kings Check-In

Cancel Culture Outrage

Dave the Doink Strikes Again

The Needle and the Lobbyist

Here Comes the Appalachian Lore Hustler

Time Change, Fuck Off

Shelley Meyer, the Worst Nurse in the World

Ban the Greek System

The Opportunity City

Sympathy for the Dumb

The Ratchet Effect

Frank Jackson, Four Years an Asshole

Tesla Comes to Southeast Ohio

Gonezo: How to Fumble a Congressional Seat

JobsOhio Still Scamming Us

The Quiet Part Out Loud

Sayonara, Main Bar

Gaslit in a Pandemic

Never Log Off

Through the Looking Glass

Fear of God

What the Free Market Gets You

The Rooster Will Crow Late

A Beacon of Hope

Should I Fuck a Republican?

4,000 Dead in Ohio

Sewer Creature Returns

The One Good Trump Appointee

A Certain Kind of Criminal

An Indictment is a Good Start

The Cruelty is the Point

The Rooster Will Be Delayed

The State Wants You to Snitch (Again)

So, you want to move to Ohio?

The Dignity of Work

We All Want Schools Open

They're Trying to Kill Us

What the Hell is Dusty Rhodes' Problem?

Hey, Rob Portman: Adios, Binch!!!!

All the News Fit to Print

Blood on the Hands

Fuck Inaugurations

Adios, President Business Deals

Cleveland Corruption Knows No Bounds

Margarita Salesman Heads South

Ortiz for Toledo

Hidden Reptiles

Truck Sticked by the Tide

What If They Did What They Came To Do?

House Money

This is America

Day of Reckoning

They Do It in Broad Daylight

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him