Sitemap - 2020 - The Rooster
$40 Million for Soccer Stadiums
CDP Shot Another Unarmed Black Man
Which Ohio Mayor Banged a Chinese Spy in a Car?
Different Skins, Different Results
Whitewashing Warren G. Harding
What Can $1,000,000 Buy in a Pandemic?
Cleveland Heights Teachers Stand Up
Mike DeWine's Horrible No-Good Monday
The Pro-Life Party Strikes Again
Jezebel Spirits Hereby Revoked in the Name of the Lord
Joe Biden Hasn't Won Shit (Yet)
Has David Pepper Resigned Yet?
Ohio Was a Battleground They Said
🚨 Frank LaRose You Dumb Son of a Bitch 🚨
COVID Doubled Back on Our Asses
Put the Sackler Family in Chains
KGB Reviews "Magic Mike" (2012)
10 Bartending Stories & Thoughts
The Iron King Steps Into a Bear Trap
The Telling Tale of Two Wealthy Ohioans
Coronavirus Surging in Rural Ohio
LeBron James! LeBron James! LeBron James!
Confronting a Clown in Cleveland
Anti-Masker Takes 10,000 Volts
The Most Horrific Story I've Ever Heard
Where the Hell is the Rooster?
City of Columbus vs. Donald J. Byrnes
Buckeye Football Makes Everyone Insane
They Don't Even Respect Black Cops
Today I Learned: Roosters Crow, Not Cluck
[The Rooster Clucks Late Today]
Fascists of a Feather Flock Together
The Wheel of Justice Keeps On Turnin'
LaRosa's Executives Deserve the Guillotine
I hereby Challenge Niraj Antani to a Duel
Ohio Republicans: Black Lives Don't Matter
The Rooster Crows Late (Again)
Ah, Hell, I Got Drunk Last Night
Pedophiles and War Criminals Over Progressives
Ohio Stares Down Nuclear Winter
Let the Record Show I Never Liked Kanye West
Critical Thinkers Left Long Ago
Meet the New Guard, Same as the Old Guard
Honda Forces Office Employees into the Grindhouse
The Curious Case of Bernadine Kennedy Kent
The Democrats That Enabled Householder
The Prosecution of Larry Householder
Get Dumped Then, Larry Householder
So You Want to Lose 18 Pounds in a Month
Paging the Ohio Democratic Party
Don't break your jaw in three places.
Cops Booted from Columbus Public
The Left and Right Trade Scalps
Legal Loan Sharking in a Pandemic
We Now Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast
Storm Comes to the Suburbs for Once
Congratulations, We Live in a Police State
The CPD and National Guard Can Go Fuck Themselves
The Rooster Will Be Late Today
We're Going to Ban Plastic Bags in a Pandemic
Let the Vampires Roast Each Other
Chris Corso, Report to the Gulag
Zombies Ready to Die for a Drink
The Electric Boogaloo: Cleveland Edition
Give Me a Dine-In Experience or Give Me Death
Throw DeWine Off the Honeymoon Boat
We're Safe from Murder Hornets (For Now)
Four Died in Kent 50 Years Ago Today
I Won't Work Tomorrow. You Shouldn't Either.
Franklin County Not Ready for Revolution
Andy Brenner is the Dumbest State Senator Alive
City of Kings Becomes Corona's No. 1 Spot
Moron Militia Marches to Meet Their Maker
Corona Claims First Marionaire
They've Lost Contact with Hundreds of Students
We May Need to Social Distance Until 2022
Republicans Horny for Sacrifices to Economy
They Are Who We Thought They Were
COVID Quarantine Chronicles Day 25
21 Weeks for an Unemployment Check
Radical Christians Want Us Dead
It's Friday... Like That Means Anything
You Get $1,200! You Get $1,200! And You Get $1,200!
Sorry, Nana, the Golden Idol Wants Blood
Quarantine Day 10: This is My Life Now
Quarantine Day 7: American Death Rattle
I Should Be Drinking $3 Bottles of Cuban Rum
The New Normalcy Has Only Begun
Coronavirus Chronicles Continues
Ah Hell! That One Wasn't Supposed to Go Out
Y'all Thought Corona was a Game?
The One in Which I Praise Mike DeWine
Ohio Still Unprepared for Coronavirus
Arnold Classic Devolves Into Shit Show
Judgment Day Arrives for Corporate Democrats
They're Screwing You on Your Student Loans
Medical Professionals Don't Trust Ohio's Statehouse
You Can't Do Crime If You're the President's Friend
The One You've Been Waiting For
More Columbus Corporate Dem Cowardice
Halfway House Coming to Your City!
Ohio State Wrestlers Have Some Questions
Yes, We're Talking Hungry Kids
Columbus Corruption in Broad Daylight
Chinese Crabs Nabbed in Nasty Natti
Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap
The Bachelor Hustles Cleveland
Student Debt? Oh we do that too.
🐓 Joe Kennedy III is Coming to Ohio! 🐓
🐓 Private Streets Are Apparently a Thing 🐓
🐓 Ohio Pays Wendy's For Some Reason 🐓
Old Man Travels to Columbus, Feeds Pigs Lies
Uninsured Babies Skyrocket in Pro-Life Ohio
The Extremely Cursed Sugar Family