Sitemap - 2019 - The Rooster

Ohio Welcomes Refugees

Football Cancelled

Ohio Man Clogs Dentist's Toilet, Forgets Gun

Clemson Officially on Notice

Stocking Stuffer of Depression

Akron Truckers Fucked Right Before Christmas

Browns Ruined My Life (Again)

No Rooster on Friday

The Grass is Greener in Michigan

We Need Trains, Not Nerd Fantasies

Let's Huff Methane

Not a Weekend to Remember

Nazis Figured the Formula

Insurance Companies Do What They Want

Ohioans Saw 2,600 UFOs in 2019

Cincy Weed Citations Looking Quite White

Ohio is America's Dumbest States

45,000 Soon-to-Be-Hungry Ohioans

Sex Is Political

We're Going to Ban Plastic Bag Bans

Opioids Wrecked a Generation in Ohio

A Tale of Two Football Teams

Dissolving Your Village to Own the Libs

Pilfering of Public Schools

They Don't Care About Rural Ohioans

JobsOhio > Ohio Constitution

Dead Pedophile Drags L Brands' Profits

Another Shady Columbus Real Estate Deal

89 Cents for Police Brutality

Cleveland's Dirty Water

Fake Pregnancy Rumor Leads to Fatal Shooting

Facts Don't Care About Your Religion

Loosen All Liquor Laws

Anti-Vaxxers Running Wild in Columbus

Just Add Another Lane

I Want to Fight Ohio State Compliance

How They See Themselves at the Top

Clean Up in Aisle Coal Country

Machine Wins Again

Columbus Machine on Notice

We're Talking About the Suburbs

Centrist Eats White Castle in Bexley

Looks Like Another Day in Ohio

Ohio Coal Baron Goes Bankrupt

Here Comes the Coup

We're Back Online

No Rooster on Friday

Lordstown Workers on the Brink

City Council Candidates Run Amok

A Dark Day for Ohio

Bag On The Line

“He Lied”

Columbus Takes Aim at the Homeless

Rooster Review: Urban Meyer's Pint House

Ohio The Tale of Two Economies

Craft Cocktails with Columbus Centrists

Midlife Crisis Complete

Dirty Tricks in Ohio a Story as Old as Time

Spoiler Alert The Whites Are Criminals

The Fuckin' Browns

Seems Like Les Wexner is a Bad Dude

Southern Oregon is Kicking Our Ass Too

Jack Frost's Sorry Ass Lurks

Marilyn Manson Is From Ohio???

1,500 Abuse Cases at Ohio State

Hot Batch Kills 10 People in 26 Hours

Columbus Pays Porn Star

Booming Economy Not Helping 61,000 Hungry Kids

A Prairie or an Airport Chilis? It's Hard to Say

The Homeless Totally Want to Move to Middletown

Midlife Crises Are Good Now

Please Keep Shading Columbus, NYT

Ohio Risked Veterans' Medicine to Murder Prisoners

Won't Somebody Think of the Teens

Baby Billy Bites the Big Apple

Lesson: Go to Trial if You Murdered Your Baby

Goons at the Library

Wexner “Embarrassed” by Enabling Pedophile

Browns Ruined My Weekend Again

Armageddon in Ohio

Supreme Court Sugar Daddies

Cleveland Mayor's Rowdy Grandsons Love Crime

Old Corporate Columbus Town

Rare Win for Democracy in Ohio

Hire the Best Lawyer You Can't Afford

Old Man Winter's Sorry Ass Lurks

Scare the Idiots with the Big Bad China Man

Biggest Scumbag on the Supreme Court

Hmm Maybe Don't Platform Aspiring Nazis

Democrats' Last Stand in Ohio

Back to the Workhouse

Confirmed Gator in Western Ohio

You heard it here second folks!

Just Murder Them With Fentanyl Who Cares

18 Years-Old with 10,000 Rounds in the Chamber

Hell is Real So They Say

Amsterdam, Ohio Sounds Wild

Well That Was Entirely Predictable

Mike DeWine Does Something

Everything is Insane and Boring

Maybe We'll Be Murdered Today Who Knows

I'm a Phone Farmer Now

Minimal Accountability for Cops, Now!

A Traveling Bus of Fresh Produce

Cops Want Front License Plates Back

Ohio Has Militias, Too

Free the Tigers

Make a Newsletter About Ohio They Said

Call in the National Guard, Lol

The Price for a Deal with the Devil

El Alto Gringo Escribe de Mexico

About Damn Time

Kim K Wants Marion Prisoner Freed

We Got a Budget, Baby

Boo Ben Konop Turns Ten

Litterbugs Cost Ohio $4 Million

Heads Roll at Mt. Carmel

Bengals Keep Grifting Cincinnati

Your Face Belongs to the FBI Now

One Year of Free Journalism

Paying to Lie to Women

Bums Cut Work, Go Fishing

Not All Democrats Built the Same

The Circus Continues

Biblical Plagues Will Continue

Guns for Everyone, Everywhere

Not Yet Mentally Ill Enough to Watch the Debates

Murderous Teens Run Amok

Dead Animals Don't Remove Themselves

Here Come the Blood Suckers

Weeds Not Welcome in Ohio

Tatgate Snitch Disbarred

Please Stop Raining

Sober Like a Judge

Teaching Kids About Opioid Addiction

Screw Ohio Students, Pay a Pittance

Jim Jordan Forgets 9-11

Pray for Ohio Farmers

Oh No, It's da Po Po

Trump's Plan to Win Ohio (Again)

Get Dumped Then, Hitler

600-Pound Cocaine Dealer Sentenced in Ambulance

A Bipartisan Attack on Vaccines

Bully Teen Queens for Political Points

Foreign Powers Buying Ohio Farmland

10 Democrats Sell Out Clean Energy

Some See Natural Disasters, Others See Opportunity

Troops Don't Want to Work Today Either

Gem City Outshines Racism

They Do It in Broad Daylight

Businesses Love 11-Year-Old Mothers

Can't Ignore Hate

What happened to roasting teachers online?

Brand Über Alles

Finally, a Republican Healthcare Proposal

Browns Go to Jail

“Colonel Sanders Needs to Go”

The Kowardly Ku Klux Klan

One Weird Trick to Ban Golf

Another Day, Another Penny

Judgment Day for Franklin County's Prosecutor

Don't Be a Scab, Call a Cab

US Flag Manufacturer Doesn't Pay Taxes, Goes to Prison

Cheaters Want to Keep Cheating

USC Head Coach Urban Meyer

$100 for a Pack of Jailhouse Smokes

It's Raining Feds in Dayton

Four Shot Dead in West Chester

Nick Bosa Gets Trumped

Rooster: Trump in Trouble in Ohio?

Rooster: Columbus Teachers Are Fed Up

Rooster: Cops Can't Chalk Your Car Anymore

Rooster: Jail Treats Innocent People the Same

Rooster: Keeping Kids Out of Bars for the Wrong Reasons

Rooster: Pray for the Health of Justin Fields

Rooster: Cleveland Browns = America's Team

Rooster: We're All CBJ Fans Now

Rooster: Your Electric Bill is About to Go Up

Rooster: Libertarians Remain Worthless As Ever

Rooster: Smaller Bear Abandons His Watch of The Wall

Rooster: The Dark Side of Ohio

Rooster: So Pro Life, They'll Kill You

Rooster: A Lesson in Scamming

Rooster: Rob a Store, Go to Jail; Rob Students, Get a Mansion

Rooster: Justice for Donna Castleberry At Last

Rooster: Ohio's Not Known for Our Health

Rooster: Tantrum-Throwing Baby Gets Dumped

Rooster: OBJ Era in Cleveland Begins Now

Rooster: Hell, I'm Not Perfect

Rooster: The Forever War Takes Another Ohioan

Rooster: City Slicker Reportedly Skeptical of Cleveland

Rooster: Columbus Abolishes Vice Cops

Rooster: 10 Years Since Big Bird Beat Ohio State

Rooster: Beware the Fair Rides

Rooster: Get to Work, Cancer Patients

Rooster Lunchtime Caw: Leave Work Now

Rooster: The Problem is Too Many Vaccinated Kids

Rooster: Ohio Wages War on Women

Rooster: 🚨Browns Punch Super Bowl Ticket🚨

Rooster: We're All Going to Die

Rooster: The Most Dangerous Monday of the Year

Rooster: Sherrod Brown Stands Down

Rooster: Why Are All Football Coaches Like This?

Rooster: Browns Hype Building

Rooster: Ohio State Should Benefit from Jim Delany's Retirement

Rooster: ACLU Goes to Court to End Gerrymandering

Rooster: The Arnold Plague Returns to Columbus

Rooster: It's Still Browns Time, Baby

Rooster: Vanity Plate People Still the Worst

Rooster: America Would Crumble If We Paid College Athletes

Feb. 25, 2019: The Workers' Revolution Begins at Sonic

Feb. 22, 2019: Welcome to the Mind of a Marionaire

Feb 21, 2019: Sorry for Trying to Hustle You

Feb. 21, 2019: Fran DeWine Meets the Underside of a Bus

Feb. 20: Ohio Halts Murder Business (For Now)

Feb. 19: All Ohio State Games Should Kick Off at Noon

Feb. 18, 2019: Brownies, Bring Back Big Dick Dawson

Feb. 15, 2019: Can't Run From Ohio Justice Forever

Valentine's Day, 2019: Jimmy Haslam's Fragile Ego

Jan. 13, 2019: Bet Big on the Browns, Baby!

Feb. 12, 2019: John Dorsey Pawns Soul for Running Back

February 11, 2019: Fuck It, I'll Defend Stephen A. Smith

February 1, 2019: Look Away, AFC Quarterbacks

January 31, 2019: Mayfield Continues Blood Vendetta Against Jackson

January 30, 2019: Go To Hell, Polar Vortex

January 29, 2019: Ohio Ruins Valentine's Day

January 28, 2019: Freddie Kitchens is Cleveland Sexy

January 25, 2019: Jimmy Haslam to the Gulag

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January 21st, 2019: Martin Luther King Jr. Day

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