Sitemap - 2019 - The Rooster
Ohio Man Clogs Dentist's Toilet, Forgets Gun
Stocking Stuffer of Depression
Akron Truckers Fucked Right Before Christmas
The Grass is Greener in Michigan
We Need Trains, Not Nerd Fantasies
Insurance Companies Do What They Want
Ohioans Saw 2,600 UFOs in 2019
Cincy Weed Citations Looking Quite White
Ohio is America's Dumbest States
45,000 Soon-to-Be-Hungry Ohioans
We're Going to Ban Plastic Bag Bans
Opioids Wrecked a Generation in Ohio
Dissolving Your Village to Own the Libs
They Don't Care About Rural Ohioans
Dead Pedophile Drags L Brands' Profits
Another Shady Columbus Real Estate Deal
Fake Pregnancy Rumor Leads to Fatal Shooting
Facts Don't Care About Your Religion
Anti-Vaxxers Running Wild in Columbus
I Want to Fight Ohio State Compliance
How They See Themselves at the Top
Clean Up in Aisle Coal Country
We're Talking About the Suburbs
Centrist Eats White Castle in Bexley
Looks Like Another Day in Ohio
Lordstown Workers on the Brink
City Council Candidates Run Amok
Columbus Takes Aim at the Homeless
Rooster Review: Urban Meyer's Pint House
Ohio The Tale of Two Economies
Craft Cocktails with Columbus Centrists
Dirty Tricks in Ohio a Story as Old as Time
Spoiler Alert The Whites Are Criminals
Seems Like Les Wexner is a Bad Dude
Southern Oregon is Kicking Our Ass Too
Marilyn Manson Is From Ohio???
1,500 Abuse Cases at Ohio State
Hot Batch Kills 10 People in 26 Hours
Booming Economy Not Helping 61,000 Hungry Kids
A Prairie or an Airport Chilis? It's Hard to Say
The Homeless Totally Want to Move to Middletown
Please Keep Shading Columbus, NYT
Ohio Risked Veterans' Medicine to Murder Prisoners
Won't Somebody Think of the Teens
Baby Billy Bites the Big Apple
Lesson: Go to Trial if You Murdered Your Baby
Wexner “Embarrassed” by Enabling Pedophile
Browns Ruined My Weekend Again
Cleveland Mayor's Rowdy Grandsons Love Crime
Rare Win for Democracy in Ohio
Hire the Best Lawyer You Can't Afford
Old Man Winter's Sorry Ass Lurks
Scare the Idiots with the Big Bad China Man
Biggest Scumbag on the Supreme Court
Hmm Maybe Don't Platform Aspiring Nazis
Confirmed Gator in Western Ohio
You heard it here second folks!
Just Murder Them With Fentanyl Who Cares
18 Years-Old with 10,000 Rounds in the Chamber
Well That Was Entirely Predictable
Everything is Insane and Boring
Maybe We'll Be Murdered Today Who Knows
Minimal Accountability for Cops, Now!
A Traveling Bus of Fresh Produce
Cops Want Front License Plates Back
Make a Newsletter About Ohio They Said
Call in the National Guard, Lol
The Price for a Deal with the Devil
El Alto Gringo Escribe de Mexico
Kim K Wants Marion Prisoner Freed
Litterbugs Cost Ohio $4 Million
Bengals Keep Grifting Cincinnati
Your Face Belongs to the FBI Now
Not All Democrats Built the Same
Biblical Plagues Will Continue
Not Yet Mentally Ill Enough to Watch the Debates
Dead Animals Don't Remove Themselves
Teaching Kids About Opioid Addiction
Screw Ohio Students, Pay a Pittance
Trump's Plan to Win Ohio (Again)
600-Pound Cocaine Dealer Sentenced in Ambulance
A Bipartisan Attack on Vaccines
Bully Teen Queens for Political Points
Foreign Powers Buying Ohio Farmland
10 Democrats Sell Out Clean Energy
Some See Natural Disasters, Others See Opportunity
Troops Don't Want to Work Today Either
Businesses Love 11-Year-Old Mothers
What happened to roasting teachers online?
Finally, a Republican Healthcare Proposal
Judgment Day for Franklin County's Prosecutor
US Flag Manufacturer Doesn't Pay Taxes, Goes to Prison
Cheaters Want to Keep Cheating
$100 for a Pack of Jailhouse Smokes
Four Shot Dead in West Chester
Rooster: Trump in Trouble in Ohio?
Rooster: Columbus Teachers Are Fed Up
Rooster: Cops Can't Chalk Your Car Anymore
Rooster: Jail Treats Innocent People the Same
Rooster: Keeping Kids Out of Bars for the Wrong Reasons
Rooster: Pray for the Health of Justin Fields
Rooster: Cleveland Browns = America's Team
Rooster: We're All CBJ Fans Now
Rooster: Your Electric Bill is About to Go Up
Rooster: Libertarians Remain Worthless As Ever
Rooster: Smaller Bear Abandons His Watch of The Wall
Rooster: The Dark Side of Ohio
Rooster: So Pro Life, They'll Kill You
Rooster: Rob a Store, Go to Jail; Rob Students, Get a Mansion
Rooster: Justice for Donna Castleberry At Last
Rooster: Ohio's Not Known for Our Health
Rooster: Tantrum-Throwing Baby Gets Dumped
Rooster: OBJ Era in Cleveland Begins Now
Rooster: Hell, I'm Not Perfect
Rooster: The Forever War Takes Another Ohioan
Rooster: City Slicker Reportedly Skeptical of Cleveland
Rooster: Columbus Abolishes Vice Cops
Rooster: 10 Years Since Big Bird Beat Ohio State
Rooster: Beware the Fair Rides
Rooster: Get to Work, Cancer Patients
Rooster Lunchtime Caw: Leave Work Now
Rooster: The Problem is Too Many Vaccinated Kids
Rooster: Ohio Wages War on Women
Rooster: 🚨Browns Punch Super Bowl Ticket🚨
Rooster: We're All Going to Die
Rooster: The Most Dangerous Monday of the Year
Rooster: Sherrod Brown Stands Down
Rooster: Why Are All Football Coaches Like This?
Rooster: Ohio State Should Benefit from Jim Delany's Retirement
Rooster: ACLU Goes to Court to End Gerrymandering
Rooster: The Arnold Plague Returns to Columbus
Rooster: It's Still Browns Time, Baby
Rooster: Vanity Plate People Still the Worst
Rooster: America Would Crumble If We Paid College Athletes
Feb. 25, 2019: The Workers' Revolution Begins at Sonic
Feb. 22, 2019: Welcome to the Mind of a Marionaire
Feb 21, 2019: Sorry for Trying to Hustle You
Feb. 21, 2019: Fran DeWine Meets the Underside of a Bus
Feb. 20: Ohio Halts Murder Business (For Now)
Feb. 19: All Ohio State Games Should Kick Off at Noon
Feb. 18, 2019: Brownies, Bring Back Big Dick Dawson
Feb. 15, 2019: Can't Run From Ohio Justice Forever
Valentine's Day, 2019: Jimmy Haslam's Fragile Ego
Jan. 13, 2019: Bet Big on the Browns, Baby!
Feb. 12, 2019: John Dorsey Pawns Soul for Running Back
February 11, 2019: Fuck It, I'll Defend Stephen A. Smith
February 1, 2019: Look Away, AFC Quarterbacks
January 31, 2019: Mayfield Continues Blood Vendetta Against Jackson
January 30, 2019: Go To Hell, Polar Vortex
January 29, 2019: Ohio Ruins Valentine's Day
January 28, 2019: Freddie Kitchens is Cleveland Sexy
January 25, 2019: Jimmy Haslam to the Gulag