Just Murder Them With Fentanyl Who Cares

Ohio's AG tries to kill the state's buzz, the worst farm season in the country, and more.

Wild day in the Spiked Seltzer Summer Saga with PBR dropping an 8% seltzer hours before FourLoko uncorked a haymaker from the deepest pits of Hell with a 14% seltzer that just sent a tingle down the spine of every veteran of the Fateful FourLoko Fall Frenzy of 2011 when the flavored malt liquor kingpin derailed tens of thousands of collegiate careers a…

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