Everything is Insane and Boring

It’s with a heavy heart I report I had to relieve my son Stinky of his fact-checking duties for not catching my false claim in yesterday’s dispatch that Punta Canta is in Mexico and not the Dominican Republic. Turns out five days in Mexico wasn’t enough to become an expert on the country so I’m thinking I may have to go back later this month — Tulum is that your music, playa? — to continue my investigation since I can’t take my moldy bologna carcass to the Caribbean countries on account of having read Jamaica Kincaide’s

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