Santa is looking at Mike DeWine like “Can you believe this asshole that signed the worst energy law of the 21st century thinks he’s getting anything ot…
I lost 100 Ho Chi Minh coins yesterday by not mentioning the 50th anniversary of the FBI and Chicago police drugging and assassinating 21-year-old Blac…
I want to apologize to Joe Biden. For a hot minute I thought he was easily the worst Democratic candidate running for president. But then two dipshit b…
My friend has a theory that Baby Boomer men can’t cook and my god I’m thinking he’s right on the money considering they came of age in a time when wome…
Well the weekend was going too swell and God knew if the Browns had come from behind yesterday to defeat the Steelers then I might have smashed the but…
HOUSEKEEPING: NO DISPATCHES ON THURSDAY OR FRIDAY BECAUSE I KNOW NOBODY IS GOING TO READ THAT SHIT ANYWAY. SERVICE RESUMES MONDAY UNLESS I’M IN JAIL. W…
Sweet Jesus it’s Michigan Week and the attorney general from that state up north has already dawg checked our brain genius attorney general Dave Yost i…
Saturday night I was headed home for my beloved eight hours of sleep when Ramzy Nasrallah the dawg himself dropped a pin at some place called Fourth’s …
You might want to be sitting down for this but it appears Columbus’ recently approved tax-grift revival of an abandoned Trolley Barn being spearheaded …
One thing that I detest in politicians is when they don’t even have the heart to come to the streets and face everyday voters because they’re scared of…
God bless the State of Kentucky. I could definitely use a salad but other than that the people are jovial and kind in the Bluegrass State. Thinking I m…
We have a little under a year left until the November 2020 election and I’m already worried about my notoriously fragile mental health. Somehow Joe Bid…