Why subscribe to The Rooster?

Perhaps unlike me, you have something better to do than keep a vigilant eye on the corrupt lizard cabal that controls Ohio’s local and state governments.

That’s where me and my weekday ramblings come into play. The Rooster Newsletter publishes Monday through Friday at 4:59 a.m., with other dispatches going out whenever inspiration strikes.

While the newsletter has a political bent that casts disdain on Republicans and Democrats alike, you can also expect occasional writing about the Almighty Cleveland Browns, the Ohio State Buckeyes, weird online cultural news and the odd short story from my 34 years of traveling this condemned intergalactic pebble on which we find ourselves.