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Whether it’s the latest Browns victory, a video of Jim Harbaugh foraging dinner out of a dumpster behind Long John Silver’s, or rumination on the latest Statehouse corruption probe — you can expect an entertaining morning mishmash of pertinent and/or bizarre news from across our great state.

The Rooster Newsletter publishes Monday through Friday at 4:59 a.m., with other ramblings distributed whenever inspiration strikes.